The VMS Armada


I build choppers and other funnybikes under the name "VMS". At the moment VMS stands for "Vaginal Massage System" but it's really just a tribute to Digital Equipment Corporation's fine operating system.

Currently the VMS armada is three strong:

VMS Snarly I The original. A chopped BMX.
VMS Prix Fixe Raleigh Grand Prix heavily chopped and welded into a fixed gear.
VMS Martika Two parts bikes unite to form a lowrider.


I ride with SCUL sometimes.




snarly at ftso dot org